Omegle Trolling: A Journal- 6

Omegle, you may be filth, but sometimes you hold a gem.

Stranger: I'm a guy that likes to wear women's clothing
You: Red.
You: YOUR NAME IS IN RED.
You: RED.
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEED.
You: I like the color red.
You: RED.
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
You: RED
You: RED
You: RED
You: RED
You: RED
You: RED
You: RED
You: Cherries are red.
You: So are some cars.
You: And Cardinals are red.
You: Strawberries are red as well.
You: Lipsticks are red.
You: And buttons you should not push are red.
You: *pushes a red button*
You have disconnected.

You: Hello, Bob.
You: We've been waiting for you.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whos we?
You: I know it was you who stole my cookie, Bob.
You: OUR cookie.
You: We don't take kindly to thieves, Bob.
Stranger: i'm sorry, it was jsut sooo tasty and tempting
You: You know you will have to be punished, Bob. We do not take kindly to insubordination.
You: Don't try to run.
You: There is no escape.
Stranger: what are you goign to do?
You: I'm going to make sure you know what you've done.
You: How would you feel if someone stole YOUR cookie?
You: Not happy, I assume.
You: Now, I want you to go around. Tell them that I'm looking for a new cookie.
Stranger: no
You: Or you will be cursed.
Stranger: ok i will
You: For nine hundred and ninety-nine years.
Stranger: ok
You: Excellent.
You: Get a new cookie for Rebel, Bob.
You: We need them so badly.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: I ate a bowl of fruit loops about three hours, twenty minutes, and thirty three seconds ago.
Stranger: wow
You: The fruit loops are calling.
You: They love you.
You: THEY WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL.
You: YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL.
Stranger: wow you ARE A FRUIT LOOP
You: YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL.
You: Give me your soul.
You: I need it.
You: GIVE IT TO ME.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: I AM SIR GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
You: AND YOU WILL MEET YOUR END.
You: KNAVE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl?
You: BRO.
You: HEY BRO.
You: GUESS WHAT.
You: I JUST FARTED.
You: TROLOLOL
Stranger: im your mother and this disgusts me..
You: BROMOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: img571.imageshack.us/img571/15…
You: THE LINKS.
You: THEY'RE AFTER ME.
You: SAVE *coughcough* YOURSELF.........
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: HEY, DUDE.
Stranger: whats up!
You: Nothin much, bro. Guess what!
Stranger: what?
You: CHICKEN BUTT.
You: TROLOLOL.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey asl
You: You. Do you know what this is?
Stranger: omegle
You: This...
You: This is....
You: THIS.
You: IS.
You: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Aslaslaslaslaslaslasl.
You: It stops sounding like anything after a while.
Stranger: 18 F USA i need your help
You: Proceed.
Stranger: i was asked out, i accepted, and idk what to do?
You: Go on the date, I'd say. What's the worst that can happen?
Stranger: no.what to wear,etc.
You: Ah. Wear something nice, but not too formal. Like a pretty shirt and a nice pair of jeans.
Stranger: the guy's hot
You: Good luck! c:
You: And remember, bro: Stay trolly!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: hi, nya~! how r you 2day, nya?
Stranger: wtf
You: I'M KAWAII DESU, BITCH.
You have disconnected.

You: OOOOOOOOH A'TROLLIN' WE SHALL GO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: F?
You: A letter is not a question, young one.
Stranger: Age?
You: I am older than you could possibly imagine.
Stranger: How old
Stranger: Im 17
Stranger: U
You: Millennia.
Stranger: ??
You: Thousands of years, sonny.
You: A word of advice:
You: Beware of a blond kid named Max.

Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello. It's nice to see someone who uses proper capitalization and punctuation.
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: How are you?
You: You're quite welcome. It gets a bit frustrating after a while. And I'm doing fine, thanks.
You: You?
Stranger: I'm doing fine as well
Stranger: You are the first person I see over here that writes properly.
You: That's wonderful to hear. I would be trolling you, but I haven't the heart to troll someone who actually cares how they type.
Stranger: And the most important, that doesn't ask for ASL or make a nasty question.
You: Oh good heavens, that's the worst.
You: I only come over here for laughs, or 'lulz' as it's sometimes put.
Stranger: So, you entered here to troll to the ignorant and pervert people, right?
You: That is correct.
Stranger: Maybe you will laugh, but I entered here to practice English.
You: Not a very good place, I would think. There are many more civilized sites to do that at.
Stranger: But as you should know, that is almost impossible due to the sick people around here.
You: Yes, that is true. It's saddening to see how many people can't type or have an intelligent conversation.
Stranger: Really? I think the chats are worse.
Stranger: Do you know any site where I could practice english with native speakers?
You: The whole internet is full of it. There are many sites that are perfectly fine, and then there are those like this.
You: I'll give you a word of advice, though.
Stranger: I'm from Europe by the way, I guess you are from USA or Canada.
You: Stay away from a site called 4chan.
You: And yes, the USA.
Stranger: 4chan is for pedos, right?
You: Yes, right.
Stranger: I have no interest in visit such site.
You: Good.
You: Well, I'll be letting you go on your merry way. I have many to troll, and so little time.
You: Good-bye, and good luck!
Stranger: Thank you, take care and good trolling!
You: Thank you! Good-bye!
You have disconnected.