Omegle Trolling: A Journal- 7

Omegle, I have tamed your wild plains. I shall now rule it like a King.

Stranger: hi
You: I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
You: FROM TRANSEXUAL
You: TRANSYLVANIAAAAAAAAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Heyy
You: Broslice. Whassup, homebacon?
Stranger: Not much, u?
Stranger: Where r u from?
You: Nothin' much, sizzlehomie.
You: I'm from LOOK OVER THERE.
You: *whacks you on the head with a frying pan*
You: VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Stranger: What the hell is wrong with u D:
You: NO. KNOCK OUT, ALREADY. *beatbeatbeat*
You: SHIT. COPS.
You: I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU LATER.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.
You: BILL
You: BILL
You: BILL
You: BILL
You: BILL
You: BILL
You have disconnected.

Stranger: okay you come home from school and i lay on your bed in jeans only tied down so tight i cant move
You: I experiment on you and turn you into a mutant!
You: That can shoot lasers!
You:
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: ....
Stranger: sick fuck
You: MUTAAAAAAAANTS
You: With plutonium.
You: Such a lovely substance~
You have disconnected.

You: DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
You: DO YOU?
You: >:C
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: *throws a pokeball*
Stranger: asl
You: I CAUGHT IT!
You: YAAAAAAAAY!
You: A new Caterpie!
You: I'll name him... Um...
You: Douchebag!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: NEVER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm badass!
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm badass!
Stranger: Asl?
You: I'm badass!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey
Stranger: 15 f usa
You: A billion/ transexual/ SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Stranger: cute
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Stranger: bye
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: YOUR MOM.
You: Is a very nice lady, I'm sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TOMMY! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!
You: AND THEN YOU GO AND CHEAT ON ME!
You: WITH THAT DEVIL WOMAN, ANDREA!
You: *sobsobsob*
You: HOW COULD YOU?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey there.
You: I'm going to call you 'Jimmy'.
You: How are you today, Jimmy?
Stranger: Alrighty
Stranger: I'm well. How about you, Susan?
You: Real good, Jimmy. I just had a whole bunch of chocolate, and now I'm trollin' people!
You: It's real cool.
You: You should try it sometime.
Stranger: Oh really? How so?
You: Well, I'm just randomly chatting with people on here, and I say random things. And they usually disconnect.
You: It's hilarious.
Stranger: I usually just tell people I backwards Charlie Sheen'd it or something...
You: And then I share it with my friends.
You: Charlie Sheen XD
You: You're real funny, Jimmy.
Stranger: Thank you, Susan.
You: Quite alright. Well, I'll be going on my way.
You: See you around, Jimmy!
Stranger: Alright. Take care, Susan!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hiya
You: I seeeeeeeee you. ouo
You: Nice shirt.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi asl
You: Jesus, why is everyone misspelling 'ass' today?
You have disconnected.

Stranger: What is OP?
You: Who the hell knows?
Stranger: Don't worry, confused and endangered citizen
Stranger: i'll protect you from the zombies
You: YAAAAAAY!
Stranger: !
Stranger: Fear not!
You: I'll protect you from rabid IRS officials and RIAA workers~
Stranger: Then i hope you are well armed!
You: We'll make such a lovely team~! And I am, bro.
You: You know what I have?
You: That's super special?
Stranger: Goodgood
Stranger: what?
You: LAWYER POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Then i am glad to be your brother
You: I'm glad to be your sister
Stranger: awh <3
You: I love you, Mikey <3
Stranger: <3 <3 <3
Stranger: i must continue my hunt to ensure your safety!
Stranger: onwards!
You: For SCIENCE!
You: Alas, Poor Mikey, here we must part! I hope we will meet again someday~!
You: *blows kisses*
You: Bye, little brother~!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: FOR SCIENCE!
Stranger: FOR NARNIA!
You: HUZZAH!
You have disconnected.

You: *dances*
Stranger: *bends over to tie shoe then farts*
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
You have disconnected.

You: *sparkles shamelessly and without fear*
Stranger: But, the sun isn't out right now
You: I'm not a vampire. I'm an Awesomeocity!
You: You can be one too!
You: Know how?
You: TROLL ON OMEGLE, BRO~!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: GOODBYE, KNAVE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: stop stalking me
Stranger: fucking hell
Stranger: i took out that order like three months ago
Stranger: this is just annoying
You: But Johnny, I love you! D:>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: LADY GAGA, WE MEET AGAIN!
You: I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.
You: BUT I HAVE PROTECTION AGAINST YOU.
You: OHOHO!
Stranger: Dont make me go poker face on u botch
You: YOU SHALL NOT DEFEAT ME, LADY GAGA! NEVER EVER!
You: YOU'VE STALKED ME FOR LONG ENOUGH!
You: IT IS TIME....
You: FOR A DUEL!
You: DRAW THY SWORD, KNAVE!
You: WE SHALL SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN!
Stranger: Chris brown....bitch slap this hoe fo me
You: *draws sword* EN GARDE!
You: *stabstabstab*
You: And now... My quest has finally ended.
You: *puts sword away, and walks off into the sunset*
You have disconnected.