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Omegle Trolling: A Journal- 9

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OWWWWW, MY TOOTH

You: MY TOOTH HURTS.
You: FIX IT.
You: FIX IT NOW.
You: >:C
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: DAMN PECANS.
You: IN MY DAMN FUDGE.
You: THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET STUCK IN MY TEETH.
You: AND MY GUMS SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO HURT LIKE THIS.
You: DAMMIT.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: LIES.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: KNAVE.
Stranger: hey there]
You: KNAVE.
Stranger: whoa
You: KNAAAAAAVE.
Stranger: down with bloody big head
You: DRAW THY SWORD, KNAVE.
You: THOU KNOWEST NOT WHAT THOU ART DEALING WITH.
You: THOU ART DEALING WITH KING GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im naked
You: I'm a cop.
Stranger: im joking
You: I'm not.
Stranger: oh. well seriously though, i was joking
You: There are enough pervs on Omegle already, dammit. We don't need any more. You now have a tracking code installed on the computer you are currently using.
You: We'll be watching you.
You: We'll always be watching.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: aye....
You: Omegle gettin' you down, bro?
Stranger: hell yea
You: No worries. I'm here to help.
You: Call me Rebel.
You: Omegle troll.
Stranger: asl
You: A billion/ transexual/ OUTER SPACE
You: Or you can just tell them
You: That they mispelled 'ass'.
You: And then they disconnect.
Stranger: lol
You: Not that hard, actually. I like to think I'm doing a bit of good.
You: The lesser of two evils, you could say.
Stranger: lol
You: But if you ever come across a troll on here, odds are it's me or someone like me.
You: And remember- We're doing this to help you, bro.
You: Have a nice day, and stay trolly!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: AHA! ANOTHER TROLL!
You: Hello there!
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: Ah yes, you're good indeed. Well, two can play at this game.
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
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Stranger: holy fuck ಠ_ಠ
You: Yeah, bro. ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠits lightning outsideಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ You know it, bro. ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
You: Problem?
You have disconnected.

(A large chunk of this past one has been omitted, because it was exactly the same goddamn thing.)

Stranger: hi
You: Are you a: A) Troll, B) Perv, C) Idiot, or D) Sane person who can actually type correctly?
You: See? I can do multiple choices, too!
Stranger: d
You: LIES, SIR.
Stranger: all i said was hi
You: I SEE NO CAPITALIZATION, NOR DO I SEE PUNCTUATION.
You: YOU FAIL, SIR.
You: GOOD DAY TO YOU.
You have disconnected.


Stranger: hi (:
You: Hi! I'm a troll! I thought it would be nice to introduce myself properly for once c:
You: Just for a change.
Stranger: Cool! :)
Stranger: don't eat me troll.
You: Oh, no. An internet troll.
You: I troll on Omegle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm waiting.
You: I'm waiting.
You: I'm waiting.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Are you M'jordo, King of the Velociraptors, by any chance?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hey asl
You: NO.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heey.
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi! I just hacked your Facebook!
You: c:
You have disconnected.

Stranger: whose horny?
You: Hey. I just sent an e-mail to your mother!
You: Isn't that great?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyy
You: SPIDERS
You: SPIDERS EVERYWHERE
You: OH DEAR GOD, THEY'RE ON MY COMPUTER.
You: KILL THE LITTLE BASTARDS, KILL 'EM KILL 'EM KILL 'EM!
You: KHGUDSKY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: m 19
Stranger: nyu
You: *BELCH*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: DONNY
You: MIKE
You: HOW ARE YOU, BRO?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Deodorant is always nice. Perhaps you should look into that.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: M f
You: Nice shirt.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: ELMOOO
You: BIG BIIIIIRD
Stranger: :O NOO WAYYY
You: YES WAY.
You: YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
Stranger: YESSS OMGGGG
You: TROLOLOL
Stranger: AHAHA OMG YOUR SOOO COOL
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!!!
You: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Stranger: YESSS!!
You: YAAAAY! THIS IS SO EXCITING!
Stranger: YAYYY BIRD BABIES!!!!
You: AWWWW, THEY'LL BE SO CUTE <3
Stranger: OMG THERE GONNA COME OUT ORANGE!!! :)
You: ORANGE BIRDIES <3
Stranger: AHH I CANT WAIT!!
You: LET'S HOPE THEIR UNCLE COOKIE MONSTER GIVES THEM LOTS OF TASTY TREATS! C:
Stranger: HE BETTER!!!!
You: AND GRANDPA GROUCH TELLS THEM LOTS OF STORIES!
Stranger: AWWW THERE GONNA BE SMART!!!!
You: SO SMART
You: SMART LITTLE BIRDIES <3
Stranger: AWW I FEEL LIKE SUCH A GOOD PARENT!
You: SO DO I! WHAT WILL WE NAME THEM, HONEY?
Stranger: UM, SNOOP JR. AND DORA (AFTER AUNT DORA THE EXPLORER)
You: PERFECT!
You: I CAN'T WAIT~!
Stranger: I KNOW SO EXCITING!!
You: WELL, I GOTTA GO TO THE STORE AND PICK OUT SOME NURSERY FURNITURE.
You: BYE, HONEY <3
Stranger: BYEEE <3
You have disconnected.

Stranger: O_O
You: ITITITITITITITIT'S A ZOMBIE!
You: D:
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ZOMBIE!
You: ZOMBIEEEEEE! ;A;
Stranger: hahaha ~~
You: ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE, BRO.
You: EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE.
You: HIDE.
You: HIDE NOW.
You: OH DEAR GOOOOOOOD!
You: *is eaten*
You have disconnected.

You: Everything you know is a lie.
You: Just thought you might want to know.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello!
You: I'm the one that's been watching you. You know the one. The shadow that's always right behind you.
You: My name is Lucille.
You: Just thought you should know.
Stranger: What a strange name for a shadow...
You: I wasn't always a shadow, you know.
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes. I was once a woman. And then I died.
You: This is what happens when you die.
Stranger: :( sucks to be you
You: You become a shadow and latch onto others for warmth.
You: Like a parasite.
You: It's so cold, you know.
You: So very, very cold.
You: And the worst thing is...
You: You're going to meet the same fate very very soon.
You: Goodbye, Alice.
You: It was nice following you.
You have disconnected.

You: What's your name?
Stranger: Justin
You: I'm Lucille.
You: Nice to meet you, Justin.
You: Such a shame you won't last long.
You: Beware of a blond man.
You: Named Maxwell.
You: He will bring about your doom.
You have disconnected.

You: LUCILLE IS WATCHING YOU
You: LUCILLE IS WATCHING US ALL
You: SHE WILL TURN US ALL INTO SHADOW
You: SAVE YOURSELF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I'm just trolling.
You: So am I.
Stranger: haha. Small world
You: I know, right?
You: Awesome.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey cupcakes
You: Hey, honeybuns
Stranger: yum!
You: What's up?
Stranger: the sky
Stranger: nd clouds
You: I KNEW IT!
Stranger: nd the sun
You: And space!
Stranger: yeah!!!!
You: SPAAAAAACE~
Stranger: u r so smrt!
You: I am, bro!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: 16f
You: You, madam, cannot capitalize, it seems.
You have disconnected.
MY GODDAMN TOOTH STILL HURTS. >:C

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