Scientific Laziness

Apparently the robots enjoy assisting others in being lazy.

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW OR ANYTHING. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M BUILDING ROBOTS IN MY BASEMENT. NOT ONE.

_{Most definitely not one. I have dozens.}

Anyway, the robots are surprisingly friendly. The personality programs I installed are working like a charm. They also have very good manners.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must check the basement.

NO, THERE AREN'T ROBOTS DOWN THERE. Jesus.